Streaming Video News: June 27, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with today’s world premiere of the Hindi film Sharmajee Ki Beti, starring Divya Dutta and Saiyami Kher.

Today’s other world premiere Hindi film is Nawazuddin Siddiqui’s Rauta Ka Raaz, streaming now on Zee5.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with today’s addition of the Hindi-dubbed version of the Malayalam film Aavesham. 2014’s Total Siyapaa is also now streaming. It’s not that great.

Finally, I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with the addition of the Telugu film Bhaje Vaayu Vegam. I also wrote a preview of Wild Wild Punjab for What’s on Netflix ahead of the film’s July 10 release.

If you’re looking for a fun podcast to listen to this weekend, I was recently a guest on the Bollywood Drafts Podcast. The premise of the podcast is to take a collection of films and rank them in reverse order from 13 to 1 to find the best movie of the bunch. Past topics include the films of Shah Rukh Khan and Sanjay Leela Bhansali. For our episode, four of us — me, Shah Shahid, Nim Kaur, and Erin Fraser — ranked the movies that have won the Filmfare Award for Best Actress in the 21st Century. My unorthodox playing style may have driven host Manish Mathur a little crazy. Please give it a listen here. It was a blast to record!

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Movie Review: LSD 2 – Love Sex aur Dhokha 2 (2024)

1 Star (out of 4)

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Filmmaker Dibakar Banerjee has made some excellent movies. LSD 2: Love, Sex aur Dhokha 2 isn’t one of them.

Like Banerjee’s 2010 film Love, Sex aur Dhokha (“Love, Sex and Betrayal“), LSD 2 consists of three stories that slightly overlap, shot using camera equipment and effects that aren’t typical of feature filmmaking. In the sequel, those formats include things like a reality TV show, online meetings, and Twitch streaming.*

This style of storytelling lost me from the opening minute and never won me back.

LSD 2‘s first story centers around a reality show called “Truth or Dance” that is a combination of Big Brother and So You Think You Can Dance, but with a romantic angle (I’m not sure what the Indian equivalents of these shows are, if any). The film’s audience is dropped right into an episode of the show, complete with on-screen graphics and flashbacks to earlier episodes. It takes time to get used to the visual format, let alone make sense of what’s happening on the show.

In the fake show, contestants vie for points based on how compelling viewers find their stories. They’re encouraged to be on-camera as much as possible, whether they’re having sex with a fellow contestant or fighting with them. They periodically stand in front of a judging panel and either answer a question truthfully or perform a dance with their partner.

The show premise sounds absurd when written out. That’s a huge problem, considering that LSD 2 doesn’t merely tell a story about a fictitious reality show but tries to recreate the experience of watching a reality show. The “Truth or Dance” segment is shot using all the angles and techniques a competitive reality show does, and there are even cutaways to a YouTube channel where a content creator gives tips for audience members who can bet on the show’s results.

Such devotion to authentically recreating the viewing experience puts the “Truth or Dance” segment into an uneasy space where it feels less realistic than if it had been told in a more observational manner, a la a behind-the-scenes TV series like Sports Night. I could believe the segment more easily if it was about a ridiculous reality show rather than trying to convince me that I was watching a ridiculous reality show.

I say “ridiculous reality show” as a reality TV fan. By making “Truth or Dance” so absurd, Banerjee and co-writers Prateek Vats and Shubham seem to sneer at the very idea of reality shows. This attitude winds up influencing and overshadowing the character arc of the segment’s protagonist, a mercurial trans woman named Noor (Paritosh Tiwari).

One of the main characters in the second segment is also a trans woman. Kullu (Bonita Rajpurohit) is assaulted on her way home from her job working as a cleaner at a metro station. The details of the case present a problem for her employer, and her fickle boss Lovina (Swastika Mukherjee) deals with it though a series of Zoom meetings and video calls. The story overall is better than the first segment, but a fictional Zoom call can only be so exciting.

The final segment follows a teenage Twitch streamer who goes by the name “Game Paapi” (Abhinav Singh). In the middle of a stream, his feed is hacked by a convincing deep-fake video of him having gay sex. His insistence that the video is fake drives his popularity in a direction he doesn’t want, taking a toll on his mental state.

The performances overall are fine, but they are overshadowed and interrupted by the format. In every segment, scenes jump from YouTube videos to cable news to man-on-the-street footage to Zoom calls. It’s a commentary on the short-attention spans of the digital age, but with an important difference. In real life, I control what I’m watching and when I switch between mediums. LSD 2 feels more like turning over the TV remote to your fidgety father-in-law as he randomly flips between a Chicago Cubs game, She’s All That, and Road House, then asks you to explain what’s happening.

*I’m using the brand names whose formats are being mimicked (Twitch, Zoom, YouTube) for the sake of simplicity, but the movie invents fake brand names for all of them except Metaverse.

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Movie Review: Maharaj (2024)

2.5 Stars (out of 4)

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Maharaj recounts a legal case of historic importance but fails to stir the emotions around its sensitive subject matter.

The main story takes place in Bombay in 1862 and focuses on journalist Karsandas Mulji (Junaid Khan, son of Aamir Khan). Growing up in Gujarat, young Karsan questioned everything, refusing to follow orders on blind faith. By the time he was 30, he was an established social reformer, activist, and writer.

A devout Hindu, Karsan worships at a sect run by a charismatic religious figure — or maharaj — called JJ (Jaideep Ahlawat). The other holy men at the place of worship appreciate JJ for expanding the sect’s reach and growing its coffers.

In return, JJ exploits his peers’ permissive attitude and his followers’ blind faith to indulge in what the movie calls “erotic escapades.” He uses tradition to pressure young women devotees into having sexual intercourse with him under the moniker of “divine service.” Other men pay to watch, promised that witnessing the act will help them achieve salvation.

Theology also enables this sexual abuse. Holy texts are written in Sanskrit, which most lay people can’t read. The maharaj interprets scripture for the laity, who lack the knowledge to challenge his interpretations. It’s akin to the language barrier which separated Catholic lay people from the liturgy until the 1960s, at which point priests were finally allowed to conduct mass in local languages rather than exclusively in Latin. The parallels between the abusive culture in Maharaj and the abuse abetted by the Catholic Church is hard to miss — though the film goes out of its way to frame JJ as a lone bad actor without blaming Hinduism as a whole.

JJ’s abuse comes to light when he sets his sights on Karsan’s fiancée Kishori (Shalini Pandey), and Karsan witnesses her partaking in “divine service.” Though she’s uncomfortable about what happened with JJ — it’s unclear whether she knew she was being observed by strangers — her faith refuses to allow her to question the leader’s intentions. Only when Karsan breaks their engagement does she realize she may have been wronged by the holy man.

Kishori’s mistreatment prompts Karsan to write about JJ’s sexual abuse in his newspaper. JJ responds with social pressure, witness intimidation, and even arson. When Karsan refuses to back down, JJ sues him for libel for an astronomical amount of money.

The way the events are portrayed in Maharaj — which is directed by Siddharth P. Malhotra and written by Sneha Desai, Vipul Mehta, and Bernard Williams — Karsan prints his allegations with little in the way of concrete proof, so there actually is an interesting question as to whether JJ has a case. Unfortunately, the courtroom scenes show little of the legal back-and-forth and primarily set up Karsan’s climactic speech (though JJ does give a few theatrical shows of power that are entertaining).

Overall, the film falls into an uneasy space where it doesn’t hit the emotional parts of the story as hard as it could have for a real melodrama, nor does it delve into the details like a legal drama or film on investigative journalism. It’s undoubtedly watchable, but it feels like a very well done made-for-TV movie.

Ahlawat is perfectly cast as the slimy JJ, maintaining an infuriating air of self-assurance throughout. Pandey is sympathetic as the duped Kishori. Shavari Wagh appears midway through the film as Karsan’s admirer, Viraaj, but the comic relief she’s asked to provide feels out of place.

Khan is under the microscope as a star’s son his first lead role, and he performs okay as Karsan. It’s a tough role to play in a story this tepid. Khan is very tall, and there’s a physical awkwardness to the way he moves — like a foal on unsteady legs. Being that he’s a newcomer, it’s hard to know if that’s his characterization of Karsan or simply him.

Malhotra and studio Yash Raj Entertainment tread carefully with this story about a corrupt holy man to avoid inflaming tensions unnecessarily, resulting in a movie that pulls its punches. Unfortunately, the folks who were always going to be mad about it got mad anyway, and the rest of us got a movie that was good but not great.

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Streaming Video News: June 20, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with today’s premiere of the first two episodes of the new Hindi series Bad Cop, starring Gulshan Devaiah and Anurag Kashyap. The series is available dubbed in Bengali, Kannada, Malayalam, Marathi, Tamil, and Telugu as well. Also new on Hulu is the Tamil film Aranmanai 4 (with dubbed versions in Kannada and Malayalam).

One update to last week’s Streaming Video News is that Hulu has temporarily removed Do Aur Do Pyaar in order to fix an error with the audio track. There’s no word yet on when it will return.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with the addition of the Telugu theatrical release Gam Gam Ganesha. Amazon debuted a trailer for the new Original Hindi film Sharmajee Ki Beti, which premieres June 28 (likely the afternoon of June 27 in the States):

Finally, I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s debut of Season 3 of Kota Factory. The release of the Original Hindi film Maharaj is still on hold while the Gujarat High Court decides whether it offends religious sensibilities or not. [Update: Maharaj has been cleared for release. I thought it was pretty good.] Netflix released a teaser for the comedy movie Wild Wild Punjab, which debuts July 10.

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Movie Review: Luv Ki Arrange Marriage (2024)

1 Star (out of 4)

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Luv Ki Arrange Marriage (“Luv’s Arranged Marriage“) is a romantic comedy that has little to offer in the way of either romance or comedy.

The titular Luv (Sunny Singh) is the thuggish son of Prem Kumar (Annu Kapoor), a widowed Lothario with a reputation in their apartment colony. Luv chides his dad that a 55-year-old man shouldn’t be such a flirt, which is unintentionally funny since 55 isn’t exactly ancient and Kapoor is actually 68, anyway.

Father and son head to Bhopal with Luv’s aunt Prema (Kapoor in drag) and her husband Mishra (Mushtaq Khan) to meet a prospective bride for Luv named Ishika (Avneet Kaur). Ishika has rejected almost two dozen grooms so far, and she does the same with Luv. Both families say some hurtful things, and the Kumars leave in a huff.

Their exit is stymied as the city is engulfed in fiery political protests. With nowhere to go and a curfew in place, the Kumars return to Ishika’s spacious house and stay with her family for several days. Feelings between Luv and Ishika soften when he realizes that she’s avoiding marriage simply because she doesn’t want to abandon her widowed mother Supriya (Supriya Pathak).

Before Luv and Ishika can tell everyone they’ve reconsidered their engagement, Prem and Supriya announce their plans to marry. Instead of becoming husband and wife, Luv and Ishika are about to become brother and sister.

The film has a classic comedy premise, but there’s nothing fresh about the presentation. Flat jokes are delivered at maximum volume, and scenes are underscored with corny music and dated sound effects. Even with a relatively short two-hour runtime, the film devotes too much time to side characters like Rajpal Yadav’s spurned suitor Pyare and Paritosh Tripathi’s thief Jugnu.

It’s odd that Luv is the focal point of the title and the plot when he’s the least interesting character. The centering of his feelings is undeserved, especially when it comes at the expense of other characters. For example, when Luv does something selfish and Ishika gives him consequences, he gets a sad song montage about how deceitful Ishika is.

Singh’s low-energy performance does Luv no favors, though he’s more lively in the film’s dance numbers. Kaur puts in a solid effort as Ishika, and Pathak makes Supriya into a sympathetic figure. Kapoor and Yadav are comedy veterans and bring energy to their roles, but that’s not enough to recommend Luv Ki Arrange Marriage.

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Streaming Video News: June 14, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s addition of the Hindi theatrical release LSD 2: Love Sex aur Dhokha 2 and yesterday’s debut of the Telugu film Gangs of Godavari. Today was also supposed to be the premiere of the Netflix Original movie Maharaj, but a Gujarat court stayed the film’s release at the request of a Hindu rights organization. I wrote more about the Maharaj controversy for What’s on Netflix. Hopefully, Maharaj will release on June 18 when the stay order ends, but we’ll have to wait and see.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with yesterday’s additions of the Vidya Balan theatrical release Do Aur Do Pyaar (which is temporarily unavailable as of June 15) and the Hotstar Specials Telugu series Yakshini (also available in Bengali, Hindi, Kannada, Malayalam, Marathi, and Tamil).

One more new Hindi film to watch this weekend is the Zee5 Original Luv Ki Arrange Marriage.

Movie Review: Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (2024)

3 Stars (out of 4)

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Bade Miyan Chote Miyan (“Big Master Little Master“) finds the right tone for this comic action movie with some wacky twists. Despite this being one of the costliest Hindi movies to date, director Ali Abbas Zafar makes a few errors in the allocation of his substantial effects budget.

The film’s opening chase sequence is its weakest part. A convoy of Indian military trucks transports a vital piece of defense technology through hilly terrain. A masked villain — later revealed to be mad scientist Kabir (Prithviraj Sukumaran) — unleashes his own army to steal the asset.

Between the rapid-fire cuts and shaky cameras mounted on fast-moving vehicles, the sequence is hard to watch without feeling ill. Zafar has worked with both cinematographer Marcin Laskawiec and editor Steven H. Bernard before, so I’m not sure why this chase is as nauseating as it is.

With the future of India at stake, Colonel Azad (Ronit Roy) recalls two dishonorably discharged soldiers to help Captain Misha (Manushi Chhillar) retrieve what was stolen. Captain Rocky (Tiger Shroff) is quick to agree, but Captain Freddie (Akshay Kumar) turns Misha down — though only so that he can make a heroic entrance when the time is right.

In order to break into the secret vault where the stolen property is being held, Misha brings in IT wiz Dr. Pam (Alaya F) to help. Other than some mild banter between Rocky and Freddie, the tone of the film has been pretty straightforward to this point. That changes with the arrival of goofball Pam, who swoons at the sight of Rocky and promises to protect him, lest she be single again.

From here on, things get silly, but in a good way. The twists thrown at good guys are amusing, with some enjoyable payoffs in later action scenes. I’m a sucker for nonsense science talk in films, and Bade Miyan Chote Miyan has plenty of that. There’s also a lot of time spent changing computer passwords and typing in new ones, which tickled me for some reason.

Action sequences get much better after the early botched chase scene, with the quality increasing as the physical space allotted to them decreases. Shroff and Kumar are both good stunt actors, and they’re especially good in close-quarters fight scenes.

As bombastic as the action in Bade Miyan Chote Miyan is — fans of explosions: you’re in luck — there are occasional lapses of attention to detail. A sequence in which Rocky and Freddie infiltrate a terrorist base in Afghanistan is the worst example of this. A rocket hits a tent, and instead of a stunt actor several meters away being set on fire as a result of the explosion, he and the tent catch fire at the same time. When our heroes throw a grenade under a pursuing truck, the truck is already flipping before the bomb explodes.

There’s also a weird bit of narrative discontinuity in the videos for the songs that play over the closing credits. In the film, Sonakshi Sinha plays Freddie’s former fiancée, and it’s open-ended as to what their reunion means. Yet Freddie romances Misha in the two closing credits songs, despite him showing no interest in her during the film and her only remarking once that his gray hair suits him. It’s bizarre.

That said, there’s nothing so wrong with Bade Miyan Chote Miyan as to seriously detract from the enjoyment of it. Punches are thrown, stuff blows up, and Alaya F is strangely charming as the nutty professor. That’s enough for me.

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Streaming Video News: June 5, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s streaming debut of the Akshay Kumar-Tiger Shroff action flick Bade Miyan Chote Miyan. If you missed any of the new Indian releases on Netflix last month, check out my May roundup for What’s on Netflix.

A number of Indian and India-set films will expire from Netflix soon. Here’s what’s leaving:

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with yesterday’s release of Ajay Devgn’s sports drama Maidaan.

Finally, I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with a fourth season of The Legend of Hanuman.

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Movie Review: Crew (2024)

3 Stars (out of 4)

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The writers of 2018’s terrific buddy comedy Veere Di Wedding reunite with their ace Kareena Kapoor Khan for a new flick about a trio of women in need of cash. The high-concept heist comedy Crew soars thanks to great performances.

Kapoor Khan plays Jasmine, a flight attendant with a taste for luxury goods she can’t afford. Her coworker Geeta (Tabu) pays her family’s bills while her husband Arun (Kapil Sharma) tries to start his own food company. And Divya (Kriti Sanon) graduated from flight school with a pilot’s license but limited job opportunities, and she’s too ashamed to tell her parents that she’s paying off her student loans by working as a flight attendant.

Their employer, Kohinoor Airlines, hasn’t paid their salaries in months, and the cash per diem the crew gets on trips to the fictitious Middle Eastern country of Al Burj is shrinking as well. Rumors of bankruptcy circulate, but crusty old head attendant Rajvanshi (Ramakant Dayma) isn’t concerned. The ladies learn why when Rajvanshi dies mid-flight and they find a dozen gold bars strapped to his chest under his uniform.

Thanks to Jasmine’s quick thinking, they use Rajvanshi’s phone to contact his co-conspirator: the company’s head of Human Resources, Mr. Mittal (Rajesh Sharma). The three women take over Rajvanshi’s role in the gold smuggling operation, and their money troubles vanish.

Soon enough, the ladies find themselves under investigation from the airport customs authorities, right as their smuggling scheme is brought to an abrupt halt. The trio can either wallow in poverty or take back what they feel they’ve earned.

The screenplay for Crew — written by Nidhi Mehra and Mehul Suri — hooks viewers immediately and quickly gets into the action. This is only director Rajesh A Krishnan’s second feature film after 2020’s crime comedy Lootcase, but he shows a real flair for the genre. That said, the pace slows a bit as the story enters its overly-complicated third act, and the resolution feels unintentionally morally ambiguous.

Yet the film is ultimately a success thanks to its leading trio. Kapoor Khan is outstanding and doesn’t waste a single second of screentime. Even when Jasmine isn’t the center of attention, Kapoor Khan reacts in a way that elevates every scene. Her off-the-ball game is perfect. Tabu is a stabilizing force as the most mature of the three women. Sanon gets to do some fun physical comedy, as her character was a former collegiate athlete.

The supporting cast is solid as well, including Diljit Dosanjh in an extended cameo as a customs officer with a crush on Divya.

Crew knows what kind of movie it is and what it needs to do, and it delivers on that promise. What a delightful film.

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Movie Review: Laapataa Ladies (2023)

3 Stars (out of 4)

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Kiran Rao returns with her second feature, more than a decade after her directorial debut. Laapataa Ladies (“Lost Ladies“) is a sweet film about the unpredictable consequences of an innocent mistake.

In 2001, farmer Deepak (Sparsh Shrivastav) is returning to his village after his wedding to Phool (Nitanshi Goel). Many other newlyweds are aboard the crowded train, the grooms in their nicest brown suits and the brides wearing red saris with their faces covered by a veil. Deepak steps away for a minute, and seats get shuffled around to accommodate new arrivals. When they arrive at their stop in the middle of the night, Deepak grabs the hand of the bride who is sitting where Phool last was and escorts her off the train.

Only when he gets all the way to his house and his bride reveals her face does Deepak discover that he brought home the wrong woman.

The bride standing in his family’s yard says her name is Pushpa (Pratibha Ranta). She’s not sure where she was heading. The family agrees to let her stay until they can sort things out.

Then there’s poor Phool. She woke up at the last stop on the line with no money and without knowing the name of the town where Deepak lives. A kindly guy called Chhotu (Satendra Soni) introduces her to Manju Maai (Chhaya Kadam), who runs a snack stall at the station. The older woman puts Phool to work, teaching the young woman a lesson in self-sufficiency — just in case Deepak isn’t the good guy Phool thinks he is.

The thing is, Deepak really is a good guy. In fact, most of the people in Laapataa Ladies are good. Rao and writers Biplap Goswami, Sneha Desai, and Divyanidhi Sharma are perfectly aware that the world is a dangerous place for women, so there’s no need to belabor the point. Instead, the story focuses on problem solving and community building as ways to persevere through challenges.

Manju Maai’s support for Phool does the best job at conveying that message. The older woman gently teaches the younger some hard-earned lessons that Phool’s own mother kept from her. Since Phool’s husband would eventually take care of her, why teach the girl more than basic skills like cooking, cleaning, and dancing? Manju Maai explains that sometimes life forces you to make your own way.

Similar lessons are taught back at Deepak’s house, as “Pushpa” — whose real name is Jaya — encourages the women of the house to do things that make them happy and not just prioritize the happiness of the men in the family. These lessons aren’t as organically integrated into the story and feel more like lectures. Still, the sentiment is nice and the film’s ending is made more touching as a result.

The whole cast is really strong. Casting the now-16-year-old Goel as Phool was a masterstroke, as her youth makes the abandoned bride extra vulnerable and innocent. Shrivastav and Ranta also suit their roles to a tee, and the supporting cast is great, too.

The story occasionally loses steam when it tries to incorporate too many facets of small-town life. There’s too much of the greedy police chief (played by Ravi Kishan), and a sequence involving a local politician doesn’t move the story forward at all. Still, it’s hard to knock a movie with such good intentions and so many enjoyable performances.

[Note: Laapataa Ladies debuted at the Toronto International Film Festival on September 8, 2023. It released theatrically March 1, 2024.]

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