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Movie Review: Hisaab Barabar (2025)

1.5 Stars (out of 4)

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Rarely do you find a feature film where one of the complaints is: “I wish there was more math.” Hisaab Barabar (“Settle Accounts“) has some arithmetic highlights in an otherwise corny social issue drama.

R. Madhavan stars as Radhe Mohan Sharma, an upstanding railway ticket collector. He stopped studying accounting when his father died, and then took over Dad’s job to support the family. He gets some small satisfaction teaching basic math to the vendors on the train platform.

While checking his statement from Do Bank, Radhe notices his account is short 27.5 rupees (about $0.30). The amount isn’t significant, but he demands a correction from the bank on principle. As he explains in one of his impromptu platform tutorials, 27.5 multiplied by millions is substantial.

Radhe becomes suspicious when a passenger leaves his Do Bank statement on the train, and a similarly minuscule amount is missing. One of his coworker’s accounts is also short. Radhe realizes he may have uncovered a huge conspiracy.

The highlight of the movie, oddly enough, is a scene in a mall food court where Radhe explains to his co-workers how banks calculate interest based on an account’s current balance and why the shortfall matters. He writes his equations on a window with (hopefully!) erasable marker. It’s really interesting, and the film does a fine job making the accounting understandable.

The audience already knows Radhe is right, because the movie’s opening scene confirms it. At a tacky party with horrible dancing, Do Bank owner Micky Mehta (Neil Nitin Mukesh) openly discusses amassing a fortune from his customers one stray rupee at a time with a corrupt government official named Dayal (Manu Rishi). Mehta keeps his piles of pilfered bills in a warehouse freezer, hidden from regulatory oversight.

After Radhe files a formal complaint with the police department, writer-director Ashwni Dhir over-complicates the story. Mehta uses his connections to muddle the investigation and harass Radhe and his young son Manu (Shaunak Duggal). The police officer assigned to investigate the complaint happens to be Radhe’s new girlfriend Poonam (Kirti Kulhari), whom he apparently didn’t know was a cop. For some reason, Poonam doesn’t recuse herself from the case, even when she’s pressured to charge Radhe himself with some kind of crime. Could she be holding a fifteen-year-old grudge because she and Radhe were paired by a matchmaker, but he rejected her because her math grades weren’t good enough (another thing Radhe has no idea about)?

The tone of Hisaab Barabar vacillates between goofy and sinister. A slapstick brawl between bank employees exists alongside Poonam’s superior officer warning her to do what he says, lest something nasty happen to her when she takes the train alone at night.

Ultimately, the balance tilts toward goofiness, but I don’t think that was intentional. It’s all due to Neil Nitin Mukesh giving the most absurd performance of his career as the scheming bank owner. He sings the Do Bank jingle before having his goons nab Manu, and he dances awkwardly with his housekeepers in his mansion. Every line is over-emoted. Mehta’s style and mannerisms are like an out-of-touch boomer’s idea of cool, but Mukesh is only 43.

Mukesh isn’t the only one off his game. Madhavan’s performance as Radhe is mostly flat, but he has this weird half-collapsing, half-retching reaction to a surprising death that is so bizarre as to be laugh-out-loud funny. Kulhari is mostly normal as Poonam, but her character doesn’t make much sense.

Hisaab Barabar‘s point about not letting seemingly small amounts of corruption slide is nuanced and important, but the drama around it just doesn’t add up.

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Streaming Video News: January 23, 2025

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with today’s premiere of the Telugu series Sivarapalli, a remake of the Hindi show Panchayat. Prime also announced a February 7 release date for Boman Irani’s debut directorial The Mehta Boys, which I am very excited about.

Today’s new Hindi film premiere is R. Madhavan’s Hisaab Barabar, which launched on ZEE5.

The Hindi romantic comedy Sweet Dreams debuted on Disney+ Hotstar in India today, but it hasn’t shown up on Hulu in the United States yet. I’ll update my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu if it does.

Nothing new on Netflix this week, but the short documentary film Anuja — which is coming to Netflix soon — was nominated for an Oscar today. I’ll update my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix when it gets a release date. In the meantime, check out my preview of the Valentine’s Day romcom Dhoom Dhaam, starring Yami Gautam and Pratik Gandhi.

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Streaming Video News: December 12, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with today’s premiere of Season 2 of the musical series Bandish Bandits. The Telugu film Mechanic Rocky was also added for streaming, with a separate entry for a version featuring dubbed dialogue in Kannada, Malayalam, or Tamil (select your preference in the audio menu).

Manoj Bajpayee’s new movie Despatch premiered today on ZEE5.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with today’s debut of the Telugu series Harikatha: Sambhavami Yuge Yuge (also available in Bengali, Hindi, Kannada, Malayalam, Marathi, and Tamil).

Finally, I will update my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix on Friday when Season 3 of Mismatched goes live. If you need a recap of Season 2, Netflix summed it up in 3 minutes:

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Streaming Video News: November 21, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with today’s premiere of the Hindi series Waack Girls, about a dance group based in Kolkata. Tomorrow, the celebrity talk show The Rana Daggubati Show debuts. Plus, Amazon released a trailer for the Original Hindi film Agni, coming December 6.

In other trailer news, ZEE5 released a trailer for Manoj Bajpayee’s new film Despatch, which premieres on the streamer December 13:

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with today’s debut of the Hotstar Specials Hindi series Thukra Ka Mera Pyaar. All seven episodes are streaming now. Earlier in the week, Hulu added the Malayalam film Kishkindha Kaandam (also available in Hindi, Kannada, Tamil, & Telugu).

Finally, I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with the Kannada film Bagheera, which was added to the service yesterday. Season 2 of Yeh Kaali Kaali Ankhein comes out on Friday. You can watch a 5-minute recap of Season 1 below:

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Streaming Video News: October 9, 2024

The big Indian Independence Day 2024 theatrical releases are now streaming!

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with today’s addition of Stree 2: Sarkate Ka Aatank. If you need a refresher, Stree was recently added to Amazon Prime as well. I really enjoyed the first film, so I’m excited to watch the sequel.

John Abraham’s action flick Vedaa is now on ZEE5.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with the streaming debut of the dramedy Khel Khel Mein, which stars Akshay Kumar, Taapsee Pannu, and Vaani Kapoor.

If that’s not enough Akshay Kumar for you, his July release Sarfira is expected to land on Hulu tomorrow. I’ll update this post and my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with a link when it becomes available. [Update: Sarfira is now streaming on Hulu.]

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Streaming Video News: October 4, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s premiere of Vikramaditya Motwane’s thriller CTRL, starring Ananya Panday. Earlier this week, the streamer added the Tamil hit GOAT – The Greatest of All Time.

Speaking of Indian box office hits, I wrote about the biggest theatrical blockbusters streaming on Netflix for What’s on Netflix.

Yesterday, ZEE5 premiered the Anupam Kher drama The Signature.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon prime with the new Hindi series about social media influencers called The Tribe.

Next week could be a busy week on the streaming services. Akshay Kumar’s film Sarfira is coming to Hulu on October 11 (probably the 10th in the United States), along with the Tamil movie Vaazhai. Other theatrical releases likely making their streaming debuts on October 10 include Khel Khel Mein on Netflix, Stree 2 on Amazon Prime, and Vedaa on ZEE5, though none of those have been officially announced yet. We’ll have to see what happens next week.

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Streaming Video News: September 26, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s streaming debut of the spy thriller Ulajh, starring Janhvi Kapoor and Gulshan Devaiah. Yesterday, the streamer added the Telugu action flick Saripodhaa Sanivaaram. Earlier this week, Netflix released a trailer for Vikramaditya Motwane’s thriller CTRL starring Ananya Panday. It premieres October 4 and looks creepy:

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with today’s streaming debut of the romantic thriller Auron Mein Kahan Dum Tha, starring Ajay Devgn and Tabu.

Today’s brand new Hindi OTT release is the romance Love, Sitara starring Sobhita Dhulipala, now showing on ZEE5.

Finally, I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with Season 2 of the Hindi series Taaza Khabar. Akshay Kumar’s July box office flop Sarfira comes to Hulu October 11.

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Streaming Video News: September 13, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s debut of the Netflix Original film Sector 36. If you want more information about the Hindi thriller before you dive in, I previewed Sector 36 for What’s on Netflix. Other new additions earlier this week include the Telugu movie Aay, the Tamil film Mr. Bachchan, and the comedy special Ahir Shah: Ends.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Amazon Prime with yesterday’s streaming premiere of the Hindi theatrical release Bad Newz.

Yesterday, ZEE5 debuted the Hindi historical thriller Berlin. It also released a trailer for Sobhita Dhulipala’s Original film Love Sitara, which debuts on ZEE5 on September 27:

Finally, I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with the debut of the new Tamil series Goli Soda: Rising (also available in Bengali, Hindi, Kannada, Malayalam, Marathi, & Telugu).

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Streaming Video News: July 25, 2024

I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Hulu with today’s world premiere of the Hindi horror film Bloody Ishq, directed by Vikram Bhatt.

Two more brand new Hindi films debuted directly on ZEE5 today: Manoj Bajpayee’s thriller Bhaiyya Ji and the drama Chalti Rahe Zindagi.

I also updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with today’s streaming debut of two Hindi theatrical releases: the cricket drama Mr. & Mrs. Mahi and the thriller Savi. Netflix currently lists Savi in the catalog under its working title “Tum Hi Ho,” which star Divya Khossla said was rejected by director Abhinay Deo. Searching for either title will take you to the same movie.

Netflix launched the trailer for the sequel Phir Aayi Hasseen Dillruba, which releases August 9:

Movie Review: Kakuda (2024)

3 Stars (out of 4)

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Kakuda is an entertaining horror comedy elevated by solid performances from its talented cast. The film is right in the wheelhouse of folks who enjoyed movies like Stree and Bhoot Police.

The town of Rathodi has been cursed for 65 years. Every Tuesday night at 7:15, one man from each house (women are exempt) must open a small door next to the home’s main entrance to show the ghost Kakuda that he’s welcome. Men who fail to open the door develop a hunchback and die within thirteen days.

This happens so often that the town has a protocol to fill those thirteen days — an extended funeral, but with the soon-to-be deceased in attendance. The glum victim poses for the photo that will hang on his family’s wall while village women sing a peppy song about how he should’ve opened the door on time.

Well-educated Indira (Sonakshi Sinha) lives in a neighboring town and dismisses the Kakuda legend as superstition. Sunny (Saqib Saleem), her boyfriend from Rathodi, knows better. She insists on eloping on a Tuesday, but the wedding runs long and he doesn’t make it home in time.

Even after seeing the hump on Sunny’s back, Indira still isn’t convinced it is anything more than a medical issue. An unsuccessful surgery turns her into a believer. Thankfully, the hospital’s security guard Victor (Riteish Deshmukh) is a part-time ghost hunter, and he offers his services to the newlyweds.

The theme of science versus superstition runs throughout the film, and Victor personifies it. He uses a mix of technology and magic to uncover the grievance driving Kakuda’s curse. Unlike a lot of American supernatural fare, the tragic backstory of Kakuda‘s ghost doesn’t absolve him of his misdeeds. The main trio needs all the help they can to end his reign of terror, including assistance from Sunny’s best friend Kilvish (Aasif Khan) and Indira’s identical twin sister Gomati (also Sinha).

Kakuda‘s cast is perfectly suited for the film’s tone. It’s very funny, but not in a goofy way, so the actors treat the material with sincerity. Sinha does the heavy lifting in her dual role, but Saleem is a wonderful sad-sack boyfriend. Khan is careful not to go over the top as the comical sidekick best friend.

Deshmukh also has plenty of experience in broad comedies, but his performance in Kakuda is understated and right on point. The costuming and styling department deserves credit because his edgy ghost hunter avatar is a particularly cool look.

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