I updated my list of Bollywood movies on Netflix with two new additions to the catalog. 2010’s Once Upon a Time in Mumbaai and its 2013 sequel Once Upon ay Time in Mumbai Dobaara! are now available for streaming. The sequel disappointed, but the original was really interesting, in addition to being the source of the most confusingly translated adage I’ve ever seen in a Hindi movie: “Till a horse is not beautified, it looks like a donkey.”