Movie Review: Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai (2017)

Zero Stars (out of 4)

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Trying to explain what Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai is about is a futile task. Not even the writer of the movie, Amreetaa Roy, was up to the task of succinctly describing her own film. Here’s the summary she submitted to IMDb:

The film presents the naïve vulnerability of human life, the sincere saga of love and pain, and the glimpse of human emotions in raw form. So much of human nature is captured within the frames of the film, yet it takes you to the various land giving a realistic view of existence – the story traversing from a small town of Rajasthan, moving to the city of dreams – Mumbai and then goes on to the city that never sleeps – New York, ride us through interesting characters, each one with a diverse and unique character adding slice of life. Written by Amreetaa Roy

That rambling mess of a plot summary captures all the problems with Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai (JIKNH, henceforth). It has no identity or focus because it tries to be about every issue and every emotion all at once.

Our onscreen guide through JIKNH is Alia (Manjari Fadnis), who experiences — directly or indirectly — virtually every kind of gender discrimination a woman can face. That extends to the closing credits of JIKNH, in which her name appears third in the cast list despite her playing the film’s main character.

In spite of a deprived childhood in Rajasthan in which Alia’s material and emotional needs ranked a distant fifth behind those of her two younger brothers and her parents, she excels as a student, developing an affinity for writing. As a college student, her no-nonsense attitude attracts the attention of an older, villainous rich guy, Vikram (Ashutosh Rana).

To this point, Alia’s story is one of resilience and self-sufficiency in spite of her family’s utter indifference toward her. Every indication points toward her graduating and building a successful life for herself, possibly with younger, not-so-villainous rich guy, Alex (Himansh Kohli). So it makes no sense when she quickly cedes to her drunken father’s request and accepts Vikram’s marriage proposal, especially since she knows Vikram to be a violent lech with multiple mistresses.

Predictably, marriage to Vikram is a nightmare. Alia escapes with the help of her tough-as-nails maid, Laxmi (Supriya Pathak), after Vikram demands that pregnant Alia abort the female fetus she’s carrying (checking off another item on the list of Gender Issues the movie feels compelled to address).

As Alia starts a new life in Mumbai, JIKNH‘s Social Issues checklist branches out from gender-based problems like spousal abuse and the diminished earning power of rural women to topics like elder care, the education of orphans, and vaccination. Eventually, Alia winds up in a Middle Eastern war zone, directing the medical care of wounded civilians in her capacity as a journalist. Alia is out to save everyone from everything.

While in Mumbai, Alia gives birth to Vikram’s unwanted daughter, Natasha, whose existence is only worth mentioning in passing since the girl disappears for long stretches of the film. Her presence might interrupt the budding romance between Alia and a third rich guy: American philanthropist Aditya (Arbaaz Khan). They share a lunch date presided over by an offensively stereotypical horny gay waiter whose sexuality is treated as a joke.

That joke isn’t nearly as funny as the fact that Alia’s and Aditya’s love theme is an instrumental version of “The First Noel.”

International audiences will want to give JIKNH a pass not only because it’s an unwatchable disaster with no continuity or sense of direction, but because the English subtitles frequently disappear, including during the closing lines of the film.

The last quarter of the movie takes place in America, and JIKNH does a particularly awful job of depicting the States, even by Bollywood’s low standards. The white actors are unbearable, and there are some serious geography problems. According to director Keshav Panneriy — who also edited the film and is married to the movie’s writer — the island of Manhattan is nestled within a mountain range, and its nearest airport is in Maryland.

The American portion of JIKNH does yield some of the movie’s most sophisticated dialogue. Confronting a man who harasses her and her friend on the street, Alia retorts in English: “Yes, we have a nice ass, and we are proud of it. You are just an ugly ass who makes the whole neighborhood stink!”

Links

  • Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai at Wikipedia
  • Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai at IMDb
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10 thoughts on “Movie Review: Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai (2017)

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  2. Keyur Seta

    Hi Kathy!!
    It’s been soooooo long. So good to be commenting under your review after ages. It was an enjoyable read, as expected. By the way, I happened to see this film too. This is my view on it – https://www.cinestaan.com/reviews/jeena-isi-ka-naam-hai-15821

    I work for this website since almost a year. Have been too busy. But I read you from time to time. By the way, we can’t rate a film less than one star. Hence, the rating 😀

    P. S – Who would have thought we would reconnect under the review of this film? Lol!

    Reply
    1. Kathy Post author

      Reuniting us is the only good thing Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai will ever be responsible for, Keyur! 😉 You pointed out something in your review that I forgot to mention: the “snow” in Rajasthan that turns into soapy bubbles as soon as it comes into contact with water! Oh, and how about the visible camera crew and director’s tent in the street harassment scene in New York. Awful.

      Reply
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  4. Blossom Lalwani

    Hey Kathy!
    It’s a sigh of relief you’ve given me by writing what you did! I was a part of this film as a Costume Designer! But according to the writer of this film (& directors wife that is), my sensibilities on fashion weren’t ‘Up to the Vision’ of the said film! The director was more interested in howling about the shoes of an actor than the actual story!

    Absolutely delighted that after finishing 70% of the work of this film, I was asked to leave giving all kinds of irrational reasons.I am so so happy not being a part of the IMDB listing on this one!

    Thank you for making my day! Loved reading what you did 😀

    Reply
    1. Kathy Post author

      Hi, Blossom! Thanks for writing to share your experience! What a nightmare! Micromanaging the Costume Designer was probably not the best use of the writing-directing duo’s time, given what a mess the final product turned out to be. You really are lucky to be spared an IMDb credit on this. 😉 May all your future employers trust your judgement regarding shoes!

      For anyone who wants to know more about Blossom’s professional styling work, here’s her showreel:

      Reply
      1. Blossom

        Hey Kathy,
        Glad to hear such positive feedback from you 🙂
        And thanks a ton for sharing my profile!
        Have a fabulous weekend. Look forward to hearing from you!

        Reply
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