Best Search Engine Terms: Fall, 2015

I am always amused by the phrases people search for to wind up at my site. Certain phrases have an obvious connection, such as “access bollywood,” “bollywood movies on netflix,” or “gunda movie.” Other connections are less obvious. Here are some search term highlights from the last couple of months.

[Note: This post contains offensive language and sexual content. Reader discretion advised.]

Often the funniest search terms are full of spelling errors. Kudos to Google for deducing what this person wanted when searching for the following:

  • bolewd.flems

While I strive to minimize spelling errors in my flem reviews here at Access Bolewd, some movie titles are harder than others. Singh Is Bliing proved particularly challenging:

  • sing is blang
  • singh is blank
  • singh is blaing
  • singh is beleng

This one’s really darn cute:

  • my favourite movie two states information

I liked these, too:

  • rang de basanti emotionz
  • pizza hut in bang bang
  • trick to become charming for girl in hindi
  • bollywood horrer movies in boats

I’m not sure such detailed directions were really necessary here:

  • open main menu search happy new year (2014 film) happy new year

The answer is no:

  • was gunda a blockbuster

When people aren’t searching for questions with obvious answers, they are looking for pornography (not that they will find any here):

  • holiday a soldier is never off duty ass video sex
  • only indian gujarati and hindi sex videos with voice

Some people are into guys:

  • varun dhawan penis
  • randeep hooda hot penis suck

Some people are into gals:

  • fucking photo of konkana sen
  • we can actually see huma qureshi is ass in badlapur
  • madhuri dixit hard sexx.com
  • divya dutta getting fucked in bhag milkha
  • girl ke bobos

And some of you just have weird taste:

  • mithun chakraborty wearing underwear image
  • www sex kiron kherr bollywood com
  • zareen khan foot without nailpolish
  • ileana d’cruz smoking cigarette
  • anupam kher sexy mustache
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