0.5 Star (out of 4)

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Animal is so unintentionally funny that it almost veers into So Bad It’s Good territory. Almost. An excess of pointless, gory violence and an unrelenting mean streak overshadow the film’s wackier elements, making it simply So Bad.

Ranbir Kapoor plays Vijay, a man obsessed with his emotionally distant father Balbir (Anil Kapoor). Since childhood, Vijay has assumed that he knows what’s best for everyone. His eagerness to use violence to prove that gets him sent away from the family more than once, further straining the relationship between father and son.

After college, mullet-sporting Vijay woos his childhood sweetheart Geetanjali (Rashmika Mandanna) by extolling the virtue of alpha males and telling her, “You have a big pelvis. You can accommodate healthy babies.” That Geetanjali is impressed by this red pill nonsense is one of the funniest parts of the movie.

Years later, Vijay, Geetanjali, and their kids return from America after Balbir is shot in a failed assassination attempt. Vijay replaces his dad’s security team with relatives from the family’s ancestral village. In truth, Vijay has enlisted his cousins to help him take revenge on the people who attacked Balbir.

Though Animal ostensibly takes place in the real world, the story is sheer fantasy. We know this because the structures that shape our society are absent. There are no police in Animal, and barely any mention of politics or government. Vijay kills hundreds of people in a single, publicly accessible place, and there is no reaction to it, let alone consequences. As much as I loathe cinematic storytelling that relies on news footage, the fact that no one seems to notice all the dead people feels odd. Balbir’s steel factory generates unlimited funds for Vijay’s vengeance, unmanaged and almost entirely off camera.

I say almost entirely because Vijay gives a televised speech at the factory promising to slit the throats of those who hurt his dad. If only CNBC was really that interesting.

See, Animal can’t be the realized dream of alpha male culture in a world with laws. The leading man must be able to exercise his will freely. He writes the rules, and everyone needs to fall in line or die. There are plenty of Hindi films where the male lead is the arbiter of reality, though few present such a bloody version of manly id unleashed. Usually it’s just a few extrajudicial killings by a divinely sanctioned cop (a la Singham), not gory mass slaughter and terrorism.

To be fair to Vijay, a lot of his killing is done in self-defense. The sequence in which Vijay chops through dozens of assailants with an axe while his cousins sing about how a Jatt is kicking ass is pretty cool. The rest of the fight scenes are less compelling, apart from the almost orgasmic reactions some men have to hand-to-hand combat. To call it homoerotic undersells it.

None of the women in the movie have any agency. All of them are threatened or humiliated by men. Geetanjali’s marriage makes her utterly miserable.

The actors truly commit to their parts in this goofy movie. Vijay likes to talk about urination and underwear, and Ranbir Kapoor delivers the lines with a straight face. Bobby Deol shows up late in the film to chew scenery, which he does with gusto. Somehow, Shakti Kapoor of Gunda fame plays the movie’s voice of reason as one of Balbir’s long-time friends.

The thing about a So Bad It’s Good classic like Gunda is that it’s fun. The violence is broken up with lighter moments, like when Mithun Chakraborthy tosses an infant to a monkey. Animal is weird, but not fun. Everyone is unhappy, including the anti-hero main character, and there’s no sense that things will be better when the violence stops.

Links

• Animal at Wikipedia
• Animal at IMDb
• My review of Singham
• My review of Gunda