Movie Review: Hisss (2010)

1 Star (out of 4)

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When a director disowns a movie she spent months filming, you know the finished product must really stink. That’s exactly what American director Jennifer Lynch did, following the release of the Hindi film Hisss.

Lynch claims that producers wrested control of the film away from her during the editing process, ultimately creating a movie that little resembles her vision for the project. The filmmaking process was so trying that a documentary about Lynch’s experience called Despite the Gods is currently making the festival circuit. Now that’s a movie I want to see.

Hisss is ultimately a good-looking version of the type of schlocky, low-budget monster movies regularly shown on the Syfy channel. Compared to any other films, it’s a mess.

It’s not just a mess; it’s messy. By Bollywood standards, Hisss is incredibly gory. Also, compared to standard Bollywood fare, there’s a lot of nudity and explicit sexuality (although a scene showing Mallika Sherawat humping a ten-foot-long snake puppet would be unusual in any type of film).

Hisss’s (not often I get to use the same letter four times consecutively!) premise is that an American man named George (Jeff Douchette) must prevent his death from brain cancer by stealing the immortal essence of a snake goddess, or nagin. In order to lure the nagin, he captures her male cobra mate, played by the aforementioned snake puppet.

The nagin assumes the human form of Mallika Sherawat in order to search for her stolen mate. While in the guise of a seductive and frequently naked woman, the nagin seizes the opportunity to murder some male human rapists and abusers in gruesome fashion. All that’s left of one of her victims are his undigested bones, cellphone, and Pamela Anderson t-shirt.

The strange deaths are investigated by Vinkram (Irrfan Khan), a detective dealing with his wife’s recent miscarriage and a mentally ill mother-in-law. Vinkram’s wife, Maya (Divya Dutta), assists her husband when a lovely, mute, naked woman — the nagin — is brought to the police station. Maya’s ill mother is the only one who sees a connection between the woman and the deaths.

Dutta and Irrfan bear no responsibility for the movie’s failures. Both are solid in the movie’s only compelling storyline, as they cope with the possibility of never becoming parents. Scenes involving Maya’s childlike mother are sometimes awkward but reinforce that Maya and Vinkram are good people.

The other storylines aren’t nearly as interesting. It’s hard to get invested in the nagin’s journey, since she never speaks, and the closest she ever gets any kind of meaningful character development is when she’s molting. The nagin is less of a tortured-soul type of monster like Dr. Jekyll or the wolfman than she is a killing machine. She’s Jaws with a taste for misogynists.

Few acting demands are placed upon Sherawat beyond occasional bouts of wordless howling. Half-naked writhing is her main contribution to the film, and she does an admirable job of it. Her character is just too undeveloped to garner sympathy.

Least sympathetic of all is George. Most of his dull scenes are filmed in a windowless underground room where he electrocutes the snake puppet as part of his plan to attract the nagin. George periodically surfaces to abuse and murder his Indian assistants, who should realize that whatever money he’s offering isn’t worth the risk of being shot by George or eaten by a giant snake.

Given the scenes that made it in to the final cut of Hisss, I’m not sure that Lynch’s version would’ve been a masterpiece. Still, I would’ve liked to have seen it. Regardless, Despite the Gods is bound to be more entertaining than the film that spawned it.


10 thoughts on “Movie Review: Hisss (2010)

  1. Shah Shahid

    Awesome Review.
    I dismissed and ignored this film when it first was released, due to much of the same reasons you mention of why it sucked.

    However the snake puppet hump scene has reinvoked my curiosity. *shakes it off. No no… pass.

    I’m surprised to hear about the Documentary. Keep us updated on when that’s released world-wide.

  2. Nicky

    Hi Kathy,now that you liked Barfi directed by Anurag Basu you should consider watching his earlier direction ‘Life in a Metro(2007)’. It’s a beautiful film and should easily be available on DVD. Way better to watch this than a movie like ‘Hisss’

    1. Kathy

      Thanks for the recommendation, Nicky! “Life in a Metro” is available for streaming on Netflix as well. I’m working my way backwards chronologically through Netflix’s cache of Hindi films, so I’ll get to it eventually.

  3. Nicky

    Oh…ok, that’s another way to do it ๐Ÿ™‚ Also i am gonna ask you something hypothetical just for fun.What if you have got only one day to live and you wanna watch a movie.What would that be Bollywood or Hollywood? Be honest in your reply.

    PS:You don’t know nothing about the movies either of them ๐Ÿ™‚

    1. Kathy

      Nicky, let me make sure I’ve got the conditions of the question right: I can only watch one movie — which I’ve never seen before and know nothing about apart from where it’s made — so do I pick a Hollywood film or a Bollywood film? Under those conditions, I’d go with a Hollywood film strictly because the dialog would be in English. Since I rely on subtitles when watching Hindi movies, I wouldn’t want to take the chance that the subtitles would be poorly translated or that the film would have lots of Indian cultural or historical references that I wouldn’t understand. Fair answer? ๐Ÿ™‚

  4. Nicky

    I think its fair to say that its a fair answer and you have a fair intellect. So,that’s three fairs for you ! ๐Ÿ™‚

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