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Worst Bollywood Movies of 2023

Let’s take one last look at the Worst Bollywood Movies of 2023. Good riddance.

Vidyut Jammwal starred in my favorite Hindi film of 2022 — Khuda Haafiz: Chapter 2 — but he wound up on my Worst of 2023 list with his dull historical spy drama IB71 (his first film as producer, unfortunately).

Two films earned their spots because of messy story construction: the continuity disaster/murder mystery Gumraah and the disjointed romantic comedy Tiku Weds Sheru.

Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ka Jaan was made for hardcore Salman Khan fans, but even they might want to skip it due to some offensive jokes and needless violence.

It’s always disappointing when filmmakers botch their attempts to make movies centered around strong women characters. Apurva and Mrs Undercover are two prime examples of movies that don’t help the cause of women’s empowerment as much as they’d hoped.

The next two movies on the list tried to use excessive, gory violence to be edgy but just wound up mean and depressing: Animal and Kuttey.

The crime drama Operation Fryday (aka “Shooter“) sat on the shelf for more than a decade before its release on Zee5. It should have stayed on the shelf forever, because it was by far the most ineptly made movie of the year.

The worst film on the list is more technically competent than Operation Fryday, but it’s completely morally indefensible. Bawaal equates marital problems to the Holocaust, complete with the characters imagining themselves in black & white recreations of gas chambers. Filmmaker Nitesh Tiwari frames the story’s main character (played by Varun Dhawan) as simply a guy who needs to grow up and not as an abuser who physically assaults children and refuses to let his disabled wife (played by Janhvi Kapoor) leave the house. The moral compass behind Bawaal is way, way off. It’s easily the worst Hindi film of 2023.

Kathy’s Worst Bollywood Movies of 2023

  1. Bawaalstream on Amazon Prime
  2. Operation Frydaystream on Zee5
  3. Kutteystream on Netflix
  4. Animalstream on Netflix
  5. Mrs Undercoverstream on Zee5
  6. Apurvastream on Hulu
  7. Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaanstream on Zee5
  8. Tiku Weds Sherustream on Amazon Prime
  9. Gumraahstream on Netflix
  10. IB71stream on Hulu

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Movie Review: Gumraah (2023)

1 Star (out of 4)

Gumraah is what happens when filmmakers decide that continuity is too much work.

Aditya Roy Kapur plays both Arjun and Sooraj, a pair of lookalikes who are accused of murder. Only one of them is the killer, and it’s up to the police to figure out which one of them it is.

The story starts promisingly. We see the murder of a 30-something tech guy named Aakash (Aditya Lal) and even get a glimpse of the killer. Special investigator Shivani Mathur (Mrunal Thakur) is assigned to the case, to the annoyance of the local police department. When Shivani finds a photo that clearly shows the killer’s face as he leaves Aakash’s bungalow, Assistant Commissioner of Police Dhiru Yadav is overjoyed. The killer is Arjun Sehgal (Kapur), an architect Dhiru has had a personal grudge against for years. It seems like an open-and-shut case until Sooraj Rana (also Kapur) is brought in for drunk driving, and the cops realize there’s no way to tell Sooraj and Arjun apart.

This is a good setup, with the lookalikes and their unknown connection to the dead man and to each other. Plus there’s the tension in the police station between Shivani and Dhiru, not to mention Dhiru’s vendetta against one of the suspects. Can’t wait to see what the cops uncover during their investigation, right?

Wrong. The words “3 Months Earlier” appear on screen, and we get flashbacks to Arjun romancing a woman named Jahnvi (Vedika Pinto) and Sooraj gambling, drinking, and partying with white women (the surest sign that he’s a degenerate).

This cut to the past feels so jarring because it’s not clear who is flashing back. It doesn’t occur because one of the characters is reminiscing or explaining information to the police. It happens because it’s the simplest way for director Vardhan Ketkar (from a screenplay by Aseem Arora and Magizh Thirumeni) to do character establishment without keeping track of details that might conflict with the present-day storyline.

It’s extra lazy because the police are going to interrogate both of the suspects about alibis and motives, and they’re going to interview witnesses and acquaintances of those involved in the crime. All of this background information could have been revealed organically through the course of the police investigation.

Relying on clunky flashbacks does two things. It centers the story on Arjun and Sooraj — and more specifically on the actor playing them. The characters themselves are not that interesting, and Kapur doesn’t do anything in his performance to differentiate them. Second, it neuters the impact the police officers — specifically Shivani — have on the story. This is especially weird because the film is edited to give Shivani a lot of stone-faced reaction shots, visually indicating that she’s supposed to play a more important role in the story than she actually does. She can hardly be considered a co-lead, despite appearing on the film’s poster.

Even when the police investigation takes center stage, the story isn’t allowed to develop organically. Supporting characters are conjured solely to advance the plot, disappearing into the ether once they’ve outlived their convenience. Mystery fans will be disappointed because all the truly important information is saved for a last-minute revelation, meaning there’s no point in trying to guess who the killer is beforehand. With such awful pacing, Gumraah‘s resolution feels manufactured, not inevitable.

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